LIZSTS | 20 Worst Classical Music Album Covers Of All Time

By Ludwig Van on March 1, 2016

There have been some real doozies in the world of classical music album covers. Like an eclipse of the sun, we recommend you don’t stare directly at them.

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musicforplants

Do they take requests?

|2|

lonely-people

This poor guy…

|3|

sax

The fairer “Sax.”

|4|

Bach

Bach as a wine bottle… okay then.

|5|

EddieMack

“Open Face Sandwich Club”?

|6|

beethoven3

Really?

|7|

bream

Bach vs. Julian Bream. 15 love.

|8|

pasta

Where’re the meatballs?

|9|

MTThomas

Nothing says cool like a 1980’s puffy red shirt and top gun shades.

|10|

williamtell

Pow, pow!

|11|

cardio

Ride of the Valkyries for the Stairmaster.

|12|

danceparty

I have the sneaking suspicion these folks weren’t listening to classical music when this shot was taken.

|13|

ALWebber

The only reason the cello is on the plane is because the airline would have destroyed it in the cargo hold.

|14|

sparticus

And here we have Spartacus.

|15|

LSJohn

Barefoot in a prom dress… On the Beach… With a violin…

|16|

Merrywidow

We have so many questions about this one.

|17|

Bach-guitar

The look on Bach’s faces says it all.

|18|

Vivaldi

Vivaldi Machismo.

|19|

lips-are-for

Your lips are for what?

[March 2, 2016 *Update: A reader has informed us that this image is confirmed fake.]

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Holst

We can’t decide if this is the best or the worst album cover ever.

 

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LIZSTS | 20 Worst Classical Music Album Covers Of All Time

There have been some real doozies in the world of classical music album covers. Like an eclipse of the sun, we recommend you don’t stare directly at them.

|1|

musicforplants

Do they take requests?

|2|

lonely-people

This poor guy…

|3|

sax

The fairer “Sax.”

|4|

Bach

Bach as a wine bottle… okay then.

|5|

EddieMack

“Open Face Sandwich Club”?

|6|

beethoven3

Really?

|7|

bream

Bach vs. Julian Bream. 15 love.

|8|

pasta

Where’re the meatballs?

|9|

MTThomas

Nothing says cool like a 1980’s puffy red shirt and top gun shades.

|10|

williamtell

Pow, pow!

|11|

cardio

Ride of the Valkyries for the Stairmaster.

|12|

danceparty

I have the sneaking suspicion these folks weren’t listening to classical music when this shot was taken.

|13|

ALWebber

The only reason the cello is on the plane is because the airline would have destroyed it in the cargo hold.

|14|

sparticus

And here we have Spartacus.

|15|

LSJohn

Barefoot in a prom dress… On the Beach… With a violin…

|16|

Merrywidow

We have so many questions about this one.

|17|

Bach-guitar

The look on Bach’s faces says it all.

|18|

Vivaldi

Vivaldi Machismo.

|19|

lips-are-for

Your lips are for what?

[March 2, 2016 *Update: A reader has informed us that this image is confirmed fake.]

|20|

Holst

We can’t decide if this is the best or the worst album cover ever.

 

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