There have been some real doozies in the world of classical music album covers. Like an eclipse of the sun, we recommend you don’t stare directly at them.
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Do they take requests?
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This poor guy…
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The fairer “Sax.”
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Bach as a wine bottle… okay then.
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“Open Face Sandwich Club”?
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Really?
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Bach vs. Julian Bream. 15 love.
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Where’re the meatballs?
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Nothing says cool like a 1980’s puffy red shirt and top gun shades.
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Pow, pow!
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Ride of the Valkyries for the Stairmaster.
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I have the sneaking suspicion these folks weren’t listening to classical music when this shot was taken.
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The only reason the cello is on the plane is because the airline would have destroyed it in the cargo hold.
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And here we have Spartacus.
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Barefoot in a prom dress… On the Beach… With a violin…
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We have so many questions about this one.
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The look on Bach’s faces says it all.
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Vivaldi Machismo.
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Your lips are for what?
[March 2, 2016 *Update: A reader has informed us that this image is confirmed fake.]
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We can’t decide if this is the best or the worst album cover ever.