{"id":34698,"date":"2016-03-01T14:01:22","date_gmt":"2016-03-01T19:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/?p=34698"},"modified":"2018-10-21T09:39:26","modified_gmt":"2018-10-21T13:39:26","slug":"lizsts-the-worst-classical-music-album-covers-of-all-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/2016\/03\/01\/lizsts-the-worst-classical-music-album-covers-of-all-time\/","title":{"rendered":"LIZSTS | 20 Worst Classical Music Album Covers Of All Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

There have been some real doozies in the world of classical music album covers. Like an eclipse of the sun, we recommend you don\u2019t stare directly at them.<\/h2>\n

|1|<\/h2>\n

\"musicforplants\"<\/p>\n

Do they take requests?<\/h2>\n

|2|<\/h2>\n

\"lonely-people\"<\/p>\n

This poor guy…<\/h2>\n

|3|<\/h2>\n

\"sax\"<\/p>\n

The fairer “Sax.”<\/h2>\n

|4|<\/h2>\n

\"Bach\"<\/p>\n

Bach as a wine bottle… okay then.<\/h2>\n

|5|<\/h2>\n

\"EddieMack\"<\/p>\n

“Open Face Sandwich Club”?<\/h2>\n

|6|<\/h2>\n

\"beethoven3\"<\/p>\n

Really?<\/h2>\n

|7|<\/h2>\n

\"bream\"<\/p>\n

Bach vs. Julian Bream. 15 love.<\/h2>\n

|8|<\/h2>\n

\"pasta\"<\/p>\n

Where’re the meatballs?<\/h2>\n

|9|<\/h2>\n

\"MTThomas\"<\/p>\n

Nothing says cool like a 1980’s puffy red shirt and top gun shades.<\/h2>\n

|10|<\/h2>\n

\"williamtell\"<\/p>\n

Pow, pow!<\/h2>\n

|11|<\/h2>\n

\"cardio\"<\/p>\n

Ride of the Valkyries for the Stairmaster.<\/h2>\n

|12|<\/h2>\n

\"danceparty\"<\/p>\n

I have the sneaking suspicion these folks weren’t listening to classical music when this shot was taken.<\/h2>\n

|13|<\/h2>\n

\"ALWebber\"<\/p>\n

The only reason the cello is on the plane is because the airline would have destroyed it in the cargo hold.<\/h2>\n

|14|<\/h2>\n

\"sparticus\"<\/p>\n

And here we have Spartacus.<\/h2>\n

|15|<\/h2>\n

\"LSJohn\"<\/p>\n

Barefoot in a prom dress… On the Beach… With a\u00a0violin…<\/h2>\n

|16|<\/h2>\n

\"Merrywidow\"<\/p>\n

We have so many questions about this one.<\/h2>\n

|17|<\/h2>\n

\"Bach-guitar\"<\/p>\n

The look on Bach’s faces says it all.<\/h2>\n

|18|<\/h2>\n

\"Vivaldi\"<\/p>\n

Vivaldi\u00a0Machismo.<\/h2>\n

|19|<\/h2>\n

\"lips-are-for\"<\/h2>\n

Your lips are for what?<\/h2>\n

[March 2, 2016 *Update: A reader has informed us that this image is\u00a0confirmed fake<\/a>.]<\/p>\n

|20|<\/h2>\n

\"Holst\"<\/p>\n

We can’t decide if this is the best or the worst album cover ever.<\/h2>\n

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