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In opera circles, one of the beloved stories of innocent lay-person ignorance is the old chestnut: \u201cOh you\u2019re an opera singer? Can you sing something for me right now?\u201d The implication of this hypothetical \u2014\u00a0that it\u2019s utterly ridiculous to ask an opera singer to demonstrate his or her skills \u2014 is really telling of characteristics unique to classical musicians. For trained opera singers the concept of spontaneity is, for some reason, unwelcome.<\/p>\n
Although it may be the easiest for singers to demonstrate their skills for curious water-coolerites (a phlegm check and a good breath can be enough to show off one\u2019s best high notes), the aversion to spontaneity is a common trait across classical music disciplines. As a young pianist, I was nervous to play for family and friends on a whim, and didn\u2019t do it all that much. I was aware that I had put much time and effort and love into the piano, I feared my little pop-up concert wouldn\u2019t do any of it justice. Conversely, my brother first learned to play guitar by ear (he has a naturally great ear, by the way). That may not be the common reason for hesitancy amongst classical musicians, but it\u2019s certainly a trait found less in artists of other genres.<\/p>\n
Of course, my brother and I aren\u2019t representative of all other musicians who work either in or outside of the Classical genre, but in my own experience with musicians, this sort of difference temperament is generally on par. So why are classically trained musicians less spontaneous with their skill? Why don\u2019t more opera singers, for example, jump at the chance for an impromptu, off-the-cuff performance upon request? As I pianist myself, I used to tell myself that I was off the hook for plenty of these unplanned \u201cperformance opportunities\u201d because the piano itself isn\u2019t very portable. But that excuse doesn\u2019t fly for flautists or violinists, and it definitely doesn\u2019t hold weight around singers, who bring their instrument everywhere they go by default.<\/p>\n
Opera singers have spoken to me in the past about this conundrum. There seems to be a lot of focus on the risk of vocal health versus the potential gain of applause. An unexpected show probably means that the singer won\u2019t have time for their usual warm-up, along with a myriad of other unknown factors like acoustics and available pianists for accompaniment. Plenty of singers, understandably, don\u2019t want to risk unhealthy singing by foregoing their technical process for the sake of some demanding party guests. But are opera singers, like other classical musicians, held captive by the long list of variables that need to be in order for them to practice their craft?<\/p>\n
A working singer\u2019s list probably includes the aforementioned warm-up routine, a pianist and a conversation with said pianist, and a knowledge of the space acoustics. I think there are two more pieces to the puzzle, in which the real problem lies. The first seems petty, but it isn\u2019t: small spaces stress out opera singers. I\u2019m not talking black-box-theatre small, I\u2019m talking your aunt\u2019s kitchen or living-room small. In close quarters, singers can feel like they need to make a choice between using their \u201cfull voice\u201d and perhaps deafening their friends and family, or shrinking away from their full sound and exacerbating the above concern about vocal health.<\/p>\n
Finally, there\u2019s the question of context. Why are all these people here? Is it for a concert or concert-like event, in which case one can assume that everyone who is there wants to hear music? Or is it a random social gathering, mixed with people who are curious about the Classical Musician in their midst, and people who really don\u2019t care? If it\u2019s the second case, there\u2019s an enormous risk of performing for an unwilling or apathetic audience. I\u2019m sure any musician would tell me that he detests that idea, and I think classical musicians are even more tender about it. In the case of opera singers, I don\u2019t blame them. It\u2019s a pretty vulnerable thing, to sing for people in close proximity, let alone to sing for people who didn\u2019t come to this party to hear opera. Ouch.<\/p>\n
In all honesty, these hypothetical events are usually a low-risk environment for impromptu concerts. The audience of curious friends and acquaintances will most likely be impressed with our performance, regardless of the disproportionate standards we hold privately for ourselves. So why do we so often feel that spontaneous shows don\u2019t really exemplify our skill? Do we feel as though we need to communicate to our audience the hours upon hours of work put into what they\u2019re hearing?<\/p>\n
Perhaps this timid-seeming temperament of classical musicians comes from the way they were trained. We\u2019re educated over long periods of time and in very formalized ways; much like professional athletes, we put in hours of training that are grossly disproportionate to the hours spent in performance. I think it\u2019s fair to say that musicians who work in jazz, blues, Irish fiddle music, etc., get onstage more often and earlier than classical musicians. Gigs in bars, jam sessions, fumbling around by ear on a guitar, are all hugely educational for any musician; players and singers can learn how to make music as a group, how to lead and follow, how to take a solo and how to accompany, and how to do it all in front of an audience. In an opposite approach, classical musicians are generally taught to practice first, and perform the finished product later. Imperfection in public is not a big part of our training, and the values of improvisation are often overlooked.<\/p>\n
But, you know, there really is something different about so-called classical music. Compared to pop, rock, and a lot of jazz, the music is more complicated, and it demands more technical facility. The pieces we perform exist independently of our particular interpretation, and the act of writing music is held at a high value. When singers turn down an invitation to show off their chops, it may be justified; it may be true that our music deserves a certain ceremony around its performance, to match the effort that went into writing it in the first place.<\/p>\n
In the spirit of fairness, I present to you an example of what can happen when classically trained musicians have the skill and freedom to improvise. For an encore, violinist Anton Kontra leads pianist and comedian Victor Borge through Monti\u2019s Cz\u00e1rd\u00e1s. The fun part: Victor hadn\u2019t played the piece before. This makes me smile more than most things.<\/p>\n