{"id":23555,"date":"2014-11-27T08:00:59","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T13:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/?p=23555"},"modified":"2017-08-29T14:50:03","modified_gmt":"2017-08-29T18:50:03","slug":"coffee-break-the-worst-composer-insults-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/2014\/11\/27\/coffee-break-the-worst-composer-insults-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"LISZTS | 15 Of The Best Insults By Composers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-46954\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Composer_Insults_cover-1-875x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Composer_Insults_cover-1-875x1024.jpg 875w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Composer_Insults_cover-1-256x300.jpg 256w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Composer_Insults_cover-1-768x899.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Composer_Insults_cover-1.jpg 898w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To be a composer you need a thick skin. Not only was it a regular occurrence for composers to be booed during concerts, but they also criticized each other. According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/most-competitive-jobs-in-america-2013-12?fb_action_ids=10152148680892625&amp;fb_action_types=og.recommends&amp;fb_source=other_multiline&amp;action_object_map=%5B337511226389411%5D&amp;action_type_map=%5B%22og.recommends%22%5D&amp;action_ref_map=%5B%5D\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Business Insider<\/a>, composers rank 7th, with a score of 88\/100 out of the world&#8217;s most competitive jobs. After reading these, you\u00a0can see why.<\/p>\n<h3>1:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23565\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Mozart.jpg\" alt=\"Mozart\" width=\"1000\" height=\"697\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Mozart.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Mozart-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They say Clementi lived in Mozart\u2019s shadow\u2014and insults.<\/p>\n<h3>\u00a02:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23552\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/aaron-copland-quote.jpg\" alt=\"96e\/12\/koch\/3757\/ac06\" width=\"1000\" height=\"696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/aaron-copland-quote.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/aaron-copland-quote-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just plain mean!<\/p>\n<h3>\u00a03:\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23620\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Wagner-update.jpg\" alt=\"Wagner-update\" width=\"986\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Wagner-update.jpg 986w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Wagner-update-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 986px) 100vw, 986px\" \/><\/h3>\n<p>Wagner was not a fan.<\/p>\n<h3>4:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23550\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Rossini.jpg\" alt=\"Rossini\" width=\"1000\" height=\"696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Rossini.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Rossini-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Zing!<\/p>\n<h3>5:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23548\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/tchaikovsky.jpg\" alt=\"tchaikovsky\" width=\"1000\" height=\"699\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/tchaikovsky.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/tchaikovsky-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tchaikovsky didn&#8217;t mince words.<\/p>\n<h3>6:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23545\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/beethoven.jpg\" alt=\"beethoven\" width=\"1000\" height=\"702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/beethoven.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/beethoven-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re are not sure who he was yelling at exactly,\u00a0but Beethoven\u00a0seems very upset.<\/p>\n<h3>7:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23578\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/straus-update2.jpg\" alt=\"Romantik und Resignation - Der sp\u00e4te Richard Strau\u00df\" width=\"1000\" height=\"674\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/straus-update2.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/straus-update2-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Written in a letter to Alma Mahler. See number 8 for the rebuttal.<\/p>\n<h3>8:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23579\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Schoenberg.jpg\" alt=\"Schoenberg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Schoenberg.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Schoenberg-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Alma Mahler told Schoenberg about what Strauss said. This was his response.<\/p>\n<h3>\u00a09:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23546\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/chopin.jpg\" alt=\"chopin\" width=\"1000\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/chopin.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/chopin-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/>Chopin to Berlioz\u2014too many notes.<\/p>\n<h3>10:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23544\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/berlioz.jpg\" alt=\"berlioz\" width=\"1000\" height=\"699\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/berlioz.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/berlioz-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sounds like a decent meal to me!<\/p>\n<h3>11:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23562\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Stravinsky-update.jpg\" alt=\"Igor Stravinsky Conducting\" width=\"1000\" height=\"715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Stravinsky-update.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Stravinsky-update-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Poor Rachmaninov.<\/p>\n<h3>12:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23543\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/bax.jpg\" alt=\"bax\" width=\"1000\" height=\"708\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/bax.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/bax-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bach vs. Bax<\/p>\n<h3>\u00a013:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23564\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/saint-update.jpg\" alt=\"saint-update\" width=\"1000\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/saint-update.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/saint-update-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/>He seems nice.<\/p>\n<h3>14:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23584\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Benjamin.jpg\" alt=\"Benjamin\" width=\"1000\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Benjamin.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/Benjamin-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Benjamin Britten\u00a0had a sharp tongue.<\/p>\n<h3>15:<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23587\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/prokofiev.jpg\" alt=\"prokofiev\" width=\"1000\" height=\"704\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/prokofiev.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/11\/prokofiev-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#Ouch<\/p>\n<h3>Check another item off your to-do LISZT\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.musicaltoronto.org\/category\/liszts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">HERE.\u00a0<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><em>Want more updates on Toronto-centric classical music news and review\u00a0before anyone else finds out? 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