{"id":1849,"date":"2012-02-24T10:11:29","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T15:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2012-02-24T10:11:29","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T15:11:29","slug":"a-toronto-symphony-fan-suggests-new-seating-plan-for-pesky-roy-thomson-hall-patrons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/2012\/02\/24\/a-toronto-symphony-fan-suggests-new-seating-plan-for-pesky-roy-thomson-hall-patrons\/","title":{"rendered":"A Toronto Symphony fan suggests new seating plan for pesky Roy Thomson Hall patrons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a novel way to deal with pesky audience noise.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1851\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1851\" style=\"width: 100px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/207.112.70.56\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/rob.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1851\" title=\"rob\" src=\"http:\/\/207.112.70.56\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/rob.jpg?w=100\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/02\/rob.jpg 535w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/02\/rob-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 100px) 100vw, 100px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1851\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rob Elliott<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Cheeky Toronto visual artist <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swizzle.ca\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rob Elliott<\/a>, whose gimlet-eyed view of the world I appreciate, happens to be a fan of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra.<\/p>\n<p>He and his wife loved last week&#8217;s spectacular programme led by conductor John Storgaards, but were less than impressed with the audience (which, on the night I was there, included a cell phone noise that ruined the maestro&#8217;s downbeat on the opening piece).<\/p>\n<p>Or, as Elliott puts it in his sketchbook\/blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/windyrathole.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">You Windy Rathole<\/a>, &#8220;Every time I attend the symphony, I fear my brain is going to explode before the concert is over.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So he has come up with an alternate seating plan to deal with the problem (click on the illustration if you want to make it bigger):<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1850\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1850\" style=\"width: 440px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/207.112.70.56\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/roy_thomson_hall_tso_seating_plan.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1850\" title=\"roy_thomson_hall_tso_seating_plan\" src=\"http:\/\/207.112.70.56\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/roy_thomson_hall_tso_seating_plan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/02\/roy_thomson_hall_tso_seating_plan.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/02\/roy_thomson_hall_tso_seating_plan-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/02\/roy_thomson_hall_tso_seating_plan-296x300.jpg 296w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1850\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rob Elliott illustration<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>John Terauds<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a novel way to deal with pesky audience noise. Cheeky Toronto visual artist Rob Elliott, whose gimlet-eyed view of the world I appreciate, happens to be a fan of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra. 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