{"id":17439,"date":"2014-02-26T18:50:44","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T23:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/?p=17439"},"modified":"2014-02-26T18:50:44","modified_gmt":"2014-02-26T23:50:44","slug":"attack-of-the-one-eyed-string-players","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/2014\/02\/26\/attack-of-the-one-eyed-string-players\/","title":{"rendered":"Attack of the one-eyed string players"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_17465\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17465\" style=\"width: 717px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/One-Eyed-Cellists-1024x6631.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-17465 \" alt=\"A Collage of One-Eyed Cellists via http:\/\/cellobello.com\/\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/One-Eyed-Cellists-1024x6631.jpg\" width=\"717\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/One-Eyed-Cellists-1024x6631.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/One-Eyed-Cellists-1024x6631-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17465\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A Collage of One-Eyed Cellists via http:\/\/cellobello.com\/<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Over at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/cellobello.com\/blog\/?cellofun=one-eyed-cellists-3\" target=\"_blank\">cello world<\/a>, \u00a0they&#8217;ve identified a trend in classical musician portraiture by uncovering a trove of infected monocular cellists, violinists, and a number of positionally chagrined\u00a0flautists&#8217;\u00a0and oboists&#8217;.\u00a0The epidemic is a little bizarre to say the least.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I decided to try and see if I could confirm this by doing my own search, and wasn&#8217;t disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/celloeye2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17443\" alt=\"celloeye2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/celloeye2-200x300.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/celloeye2-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/celloeye2-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/celloeye2.jpg 760w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17444\" alt=\"violineye3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye3-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17445\" alt=\"???????????????????????????????????????????????????\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye-220x300.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye-220x300.jpg 220w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye-753x1024.jpg 753w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye.jpg 839w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17446\" alt=\"violineye2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye2-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violineye2.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violin-eye.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17447\" alt=\"violin-eye\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violin-eye-300x272.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violin-eye-300x272.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/violin-eye.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/nigel-kennedy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17448\" alt=\"nigel-kennedy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/nigel-kennedy-246x300.jpg\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/nigel-kennedy-246x300.jpg 246w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/nigel-kennedy.jpg 840w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Composers are being affected too.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/glass.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17449\" alt=\"glass\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/glass-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/glass-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/glass.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and guitarists.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/guitarguy.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17450\" alt=\"guitarguy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/guitarguy-300x199.jpeg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/guitarguy-300x199.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.ludwig-van.com\/toronto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/02\/guitarguy.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lots more <a href=\"http:\/\/cellobello.com\/blog\/?cellofun=one-eyed-cellists-3\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Special thanks to\u00a0<a title=\"View all posts by Aron Zelkowicz\" href=\"http:\/\/cellobello.com\/blog\/index.php\/author\/aron-zelkowicz\/\">Aron Zelkowicz<\/a>\u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><em>Michael Vincent<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at\u00a0cello world, \u00a0they&#8217;ve identified a trend in classical musician portraiture by uncovering a trove of infected monocular cellists, violinists, and a number of positionally chagrined\u00a0flautists&#8217;\u00a0and oboists&#8217;.\u00a0The epidemic is a little bizarre to say the least. I decided to try and see if I could confirm this by doing my own search, and wasn&#8217;t disappointed. 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